Mozilla

How create simple website?

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:24:20 +0300

Are you curious about learning to
code, but don�t know where to
start? If you want to get your feet
wet, you can follow this tutorial to
make your first basic website in
HTML!
We�ll be going over 3 things:
1. what HTML is
2. some basic HTML syntax,
3. and how to make a local
website on your computer.
Just a note, this post is geared
toward complete beginners who
have never worked with HTML
before.
There won�t be any CSS or
JavaScript involved, so keep in
mind that this webpage we�ll be
making won�t be all that pretty. It�s
just focused on showing you
HTML and its basic functionality.
Sounds good? Let�s get started!
What is HTML?
Now, what is HTML? HTML stands
for
HyperText Markup
Language.
It�s a way of displaying information
on web pages in your browser.
One thing to remember is that
HTML isn�t itself a programming
language. It�s a markup language.
Programming languages like PHP
or Java use things like logic and
conditions to control the content.
HTML doesn�t do those things, but
it�s still extremely importa

Elephant

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:11:49 +0300

yells, �Get me my brown pants!�

Elephant:
The class teacher asks students to
name an animal that begins with
an �E�. One boy says, �Elephant.�
Then the teacher asks for an
animal that begins with a �T�. The
same boy says, �Two elephants.�
The teacher sends the boy out of
the class for bad behavior. After
that she asks for an animal
beginning with �M�.
The boy shouts from the other
side of the wall: �Maybe an
elephant!�

Captain

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:09:33 +0300

Captain:
A navy captain is alerted by his
First Mate that there is a pirate
ship coming towards his position.
He asks a sailor to get him his red
shirt.
The captain was asked, �Why do
you need a red shirt?�
The Captain replies, �So that when
I bleed, you guys don�t notice and
aren�s discouraged.� They fight off
the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is
alerted that 50 pirate ships are
coming towards their boat. He
yells, �Get me my brown pants!�

clever kids

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:07:08 +0300

Clever kids:
A police officer found a perfect
hiding place for watching for
speeding motorists.
One day, the officer was amazed
when everyone was under the
speed limit, so he investigated and
found the problem.
A 10 years old boy was standing
on the side of the road with a huge
hand
painted sign which said
�Radar Trap Ahead.�
A little more investigative work led
the officer to the boy�s accomplice:
another boy about 100 yards
beyond the radar trap with a sign

will's experiance at airport

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:04:56 +0300

Will�s experience at the airport:
After his return from Rome, Will
couldn�t find his luggage in the
airport baggage area. He went to
the lost luggage office and told the
woman there that his bags hadn�t
shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to
worry because they were trained
professionals and he was in good
hands.
Then she asked Will, �Has your
plane arrived yet?�

wrong emaill adress

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 06:00:45 +0300

Wrong email address:
A couple going on vacation but his
wife was on a business trip so he
went to the destination first and his
wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he
decided to send his wife a quick
email.
Unfortunately, when typing her
address, he mistyped a letter and
his note was directed instead to an
elderly preacher�s wife whose
husband had passed away only
the day before.
When the grieving widow checked
her email, she took one look at the
monitor, let out a piercing scream,

The child ask his mother"s

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 05:57:16 +0300

curious child asked his mother:A
�Mommy, why are some of your
hairs turning grey?�
The mother tried to use this
occasion to teach her child: �It is
because of you, dear. Every bad
action of yours will turn one of my
hairs grey!�
The child replied innocently: �Now
I know why grandmother has only
grey hairs on her head.�

Failed to contact to internet!?

mybb@mybb.ru (John) — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 20:51:16 +0300

Hahahah, in sudan there is no strong network ever