Captain:
A navy captain is alerted by his
First Mate that there is a pirate
ship coming towards his position.
He asks a sailor to get him his red
shirt.
The captain was asked, “Why do
you need a red shirt?”
The Captain replies, “So that when
I bleed, you guys don’t notice and
aren’s discouraged.” They fight off
the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is
alerted that 50 pirate ships are
coming towards their boat. He
yells, “Get me my brown pants!”